Gerard: A Tale of Light and Dark: A ridiculous vampire fantasy novel
Gerard tried his best to be an average dude... but then a huge castle appeared on the horizon and called to him. Yep, you guessed it; he's got a journey ahead of him. There are allies to be gained, foes to be fought, and a world to be saved, and it's all done in the most ridiculously overblown fashion possible.
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